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A Jewish daughter says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother tells her: "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.You live in an eight bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get a $2,000 a week allowance. You take six vacations a year, and ..

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Very, very funny!! Murphy's' wife had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey, Murph! You just had you a son,! 'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet, ..

Have an interesting day. The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts! HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2012, the penis will now be taxed..

cheeky ones !!!! Ladies hostel caught fire...it took 1 hour to bring the fire under Control........ and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under Control. ===================================================================== Wife: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first Thought to Come in your mind? Husband:.....that you are a lesbian. =========================================..

CAKE OR BED - Love This!! OR BED A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLO..

Cute....... The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' ..

Jokes . ....some new, some old......... Wife & Husband Wife: How have you managed to get home so early today??? Husband: My boss lost his temper with me and shouted..... "Go to Hell". So I came home. Black Guy & a White Girl A Black Guy and a White Girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said..... Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!!! So he ran off with the TV an..

A quick one ....................... GUYS YOU SHOULD TRY THIS..... Husband throwing darts at his wife’s photo and not even single one hitting the target. From another room wife called the husband : “honey what are you doing? > Husband: “MISSING U”

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so..