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Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors How fast can you guess these words 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6 wrong....didn't you? Don't worry. You don't have alzheimers. You are just a pervert.

Six Truths in Life 1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck. 2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it. 3. And discover #1 is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I sincerely apolo..

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women died together in an accident And went to heaven. When they got there, St. Peter said, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the ducks!' So they entered heaven, and sure enough, There are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, And although they tried their best to avoid them, The first woman accidentally stepped on ..

Friendship Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband'..

What a beautiful story. This should be shared with everyone! Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End

Male logic at its best! A wife says to her engineer husband, "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk. And if they have eggs, get six." A short time later the husband comes back with six cartons of milk. The wife asks, "Why the heck did you buy six cartons of milk?" "They had eggs". (Hint: if you don’t get it first time round, read it again carefully!)

HAHAHAHA THIS ONE YOU GOTTA SEE!!!] 1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like..

New Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God - I thought y..

The cow, an ant and an old fart The Cow an Ant and an Old Fart A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!" Why are you scrolling down? It's yo..

Read the poem at the end as well !!! Did Philip fart? ...and he probably does all the time. What the heck, he's almost ninety, and at that age you don't hold anything back even if you wanted to! The really important question? Did Philip Fart? What do you think? The expressions are priceless! Look at the Queen's face! A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winte..