God and the Cat
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a really fluffy pillow to sleep on.'God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, ..