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Subject: Irish jokes- Paddy... Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". -※epilepsy = 간질 -------------- Paddy sees a letter among the mail on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends an hour figuring out how he can..

Subject: TV evangelist *An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said.. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand." The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raise..

IT'S JUST NOT MY DAY ! ! ! ! ! There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst d..

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting flies" He responded. "Oh! Killing any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone." ※ fly swatter =..

Childbirth Should a Child Witness Childbirth? Here's your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a ..

Subject: A man had tickets for the World Cup Final An oldie it’s true….But it still makes me laugh reading this humour !!! A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him…… "No," he says. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a..

Subject: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.......Be Late :-( A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. 교구의 신도들이 25년을 봉직하고 은퇴하는 신부님을 위해 만찬을 베풀고 그의 은퇴를 기리고 있..

Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing. The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University Take your time and see if you can Read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5. This is keep cat.. 6. This is an cat. 7. T..

Subject: FW: Fwd: Hotel Bill - an absolute Gem. Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider this... A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne . After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then..

Subject: FW: BRILLIANT ONE... How to stay Calm...A Great Story....... Lessons in How To Stay Calm ........ A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3 year-old grandson. 슈퍼마켓에서 한 여자가 어느 할아버지와 3살 짜리 말썽꾸러기 손자의 뒤를 따르고 있었다. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming f..