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An Indian Sardaaji visits a 5-star hotel. As he sat enjoying his juice, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French, which he didn't understand. He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a glass of juice. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of juice for her. After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with fo..

Used Cars It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it? 'Heavens no, we bought it.' 'Then why don't you drive it away.' We can't drive.' Then why did you buy it?' 'We were told that..

IS THAT A MAYBE WHAT HAPPENED ? It's too bad Arnold Schwarzenegger had this little misunderstanding because English isn't his native language. He told Maria that the babysitter wanted a raise. Maria said, "Screw her." Any simple-minded semi-literate Austrian could have made the same mistake, right? ※ raise = an increase in the amount of money that your employer pays you Screw you/her/him = us..

In life, never look down on anybody, unless you are getting a lovely view of the Cleavage! Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity! What is the similarity between doing sex & doing surgery? Skill is more important than the instrument... The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced Them to : Hang Till Death ! Best one Ha Ha Ha...... A..

home depot Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?" The manag..

MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth co..