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1. When I was born, I was given a choice, a big dick or a good memory....I don't remember what I chose. 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. 4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..." 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unles..

I think that all of you know that my cardiologist has me walking a half hour every day, but I have decided on a new exercise program. I am walking with a neighbor every day. I never knew walking with someone else was such an incentive. We don't talk much during the walk though. Our neighbor walks about 10 feet ahead of me. I only started this program two weeks ago So far, I have followed her fo..

This should be an easy quiz for those who have even a modicum of knowledge about aircraft. The answer may surprise you. "What is the primary advantage of rotary-winged aircraft over fixed-winged aircraft?" I got it wrong, too!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it !) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (Gee!) A pig's ..

this is very funny, worth looking at, enjoy An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and d..

God Sent Them A fifth grader asked her mother the age-old question, 'How did I get here?' Her mother told her, 'God sent you.' 'Did God send you, too?' asked the child. 'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied. 'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted 'He sent them also,' the mother said. 'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child. 'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently. 'So ..

An old one with a new twist at the end ……. A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ..

Two Irish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat, and one says to the other, "I hear that the people in this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America , we might as well do as the Americans do." As they sit, they hear a push cart vendor yelling, "Hot Dogs, get your dogs here," and they both walk towards the hot dog cart. "Two dogs, please!," says ..

I am sending this only to my smart friends. See if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common! 1. Banana 2. Dresser 3. Grammar 4. Potato 5. Revive 6. Uneven 7. Assess Are you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try ... Look at each word carefully. You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer. This is so cool ... DON'T PEEK!!! TRY HARDER!!! No, it is not ..

Insurance from Birth to Death The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby. So he asked Great Eastern and the agent said "Don't worry man, we'll provide insurance right FROM THE BASKET TO THE CASKET". The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached Prudential and the agent replied "Oh, we have a new insura..