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Subject: What he said They said to pass this to a smart lady (and guy) who likes humour so here it is ...... He Said To Me! He said to me ...... Shall we try swapping positions? I said to him….. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing. He said to me ……… How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? ..

The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out the location. The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me !" Re..

for you biker types .... A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a K..

Hope this brightens your day ... A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't k..

♣*이래서 웃어보네요..*♣ 1) 보신탕집에서 유난히 개고기를 좋아하는 사람 다섯명이 보신탕 잘한다는 집에 갔다.주문받는 아줌마가 와서는 사람을 하나씩 세면서 말했다.하나 둘 셋...전부 다 개죠 ? 그러자 다섯명 모두 고개를 끄덕이며말했다. "네!" 2) 자니 윤이 했다는 농담 삼계탕과 보신탕을 같이..

Getting Old.... The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his f..

Some good chuckles .... If YOU don't know, you shouldn't judge... If you know, You wouldn't judge... Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. The Ba..

12 PoundofGold A Husband and Wife, both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them. Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported that he became the proud owner of a twelve pound nugget of gold. The editor upon hearing the seemingly extraordinary news was rather hesitant to accept it at its face value. So he sent h..

Dave was staring sadly into his pint and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave” asked the Landlord… "It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth” “It’s my four year old son…” the man replied. “Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same– forget about it, It happens to boys that age” said the landlord, sympathetically. “ I only w..

Advice of a Dentist :- TREAT ur Toothbrush like a Girlfriend. 1.Use Atleast Twice a Day. 2.Dont let Anyone else Use it. 3.Replace 'it' Every 3 Months.