Subject: What he said
They said to pass this to a smart lady (and guy) who likes humour
so here it is ......
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He Said To Me!
He said to me ...... Shall we try swapping positions?
I said to him….. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing.
He said to me ……… How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
I said to him… Both of them.
He said to me ……. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
I said to him …… He buys two cases of beer.
He said to me …… Why are Men like....Mini skirts?
I said to him ……. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened!
He said to me …… Why are Men like....Handguns?
I said to him …… Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot it.
He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said to me....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him. . . A widow.
He said to me ….. Why are Men like....Curling irons?
I said to him …… They're always hot, and always in your hair.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. | |