Can you get a real kick out of reading the badinages?

cheeky ones !!!!

Ladies hostel caught fire...it took 1 hour to bring the fire under Control........ and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under Control. ===================================================================== Wife: If I sleep with your best friend, what will be the first         Thought to Come in your mind? Husband:.....that you are a lesbian. ===================================================================== Lady : "I want a good vibrator"; Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is                 displayed on That wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"; Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"; ===================================================================== A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"   He Replied: "Depends, If I can find a Phone"! =====================================================================