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CAKE OR BED - Love This!!

 

   

OR BED A  HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE  INTERRUPTS, HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE  HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT  HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I  HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN on MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK  SO. FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU  FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE  REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE  WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN on MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK  SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE  STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK I'M  NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT  LOOK LIKE I HAVE BUNNINGS WRITTEN on MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T  THINK SO I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE  PUB!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF  HOURS.................................. HE STARTS TO FEEL  GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO  HOME AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS  ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES  THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE  NOTICES  THE FRIDGE  DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET  FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND  CRIED JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG,  AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL  I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A  CAKE. HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU  BAKE? SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.. DO YOU SEE SARA LEE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I  DON'T THINK SO!