Wife & Husband
Wife: How have you managed to get home so early today???
Husband: My boss lost his temper with me and shouted.....
"Go to Hell". So I came home.
Black Guy & a White Girl
A Black Guy and a White Girl met at a nightclub. She took him to
her apartment and said..... Tie me to the bed and do what black
men do best!!!
So he ran off with the TV and VCD.
Wife & Husband
Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so you can hold me every morning!!!
Husband: I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear, so I can
have a NEW onE every morning!!!
Not at all
A 70 years old Man asks his wife: Do you feel sad when you
see me running behind young girls???
Wife replied: No, not at all. Even dogs chase cars let alone nice cars but they can't drive it.
Don't Disgrace your Family
A young Chinese Girl going on her 1st Date.
Her mother warned her: First he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he wants to go on top.....
You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name.
Next day Girl told Mom: Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family.
