Late Phone Call To The Vet

 

  A dog lover, whose dog was a female and "in heat', agreed to look after her neighbour's male dog

while the neighbours were on vacation.

She had a large house and believed that she could 
keep the two dogs apart. 
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard 
awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs 
and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain 
and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens 
when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, 
and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was 
late, she called the vet, who answered in a very 
grumpy voice.   
Having explained the problem to him, the vet said,  
"Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the 
dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the 
ringing will make the male lose his erection and he 
will be able to withdraw."  
"Do you think that will work?" she asked. 
"Well it just did for me," he replied.....