JEWISH DIVORCE

 

 

A Jewish daughter says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel."   Her mother tells her:  "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.You live in an eight bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get a $2,000 a week allowance. You take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away... Over 45 cents?"                  Now that's a Jewish mother!!!