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Good One ! A little boy asks his dad: whats between mom’s legs? The father answers: paradise, my son The kid asks again: whats between your legs? The father replies: the key to paradise The son says: piece of advice dad, change the lock, the neighbour has a duplicate !

Mothers Know All........Some Times ??? One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news. The kid brought his Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. And the dad praised the ..

The Gay Cowboy A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided ..

Subject: Senior Health Care solution So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 70 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Federal MPs and 2 State MPs – not necessarily dead! Wounding is fine! Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, ..

A professor at Auburn University was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' About 90 students raise their hands. Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?' About 40 students raise their hands. That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriou..

Spreading the Mirth , both dark and light. Enjoy. Coincidence A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! " "What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the..

Subject: The Runner A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband is home early!" "I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!" "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kil..

Five Short Stories By Men - For Men Only .......Superb !! ONE I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said: "Mourning?" He said: "No, just taking a shit." TWO When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me. THREE My wife was in la..

Subject: FW: Bath Night !!!!!!! Must have sure been an Irishman....... 아이랜드 남자가 틀림 없어.... Bath Night ....... A couple take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath but she could use a tin bath in front of the fire........ 한 부부가 18세의 여학생을 하숙을 치게 됐다. ..

Subject: FW: Intimate female joke - I LOVED THIS It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it ! 우수갯소리에는 남자용, 여자용, 남여 공용이 있다고들 합니..