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          Five Short Stories By Men - For Men Only .......Superb !!

 

                     ONE

I was walking through the cemetery this morning

and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone.

I said: "Mourning?" He said: "No, just taking a shit."  

 

TWO

When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole

a bike and asked Him to forgive me.  

 

THREE

My wife was in labor with our first child. She was shouting: "Give me the drugs! Get this out of me!" She looked at me and yelled: "You did this to me, you bastard!" I casually replied: "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, 'That would hurt too much'."  

 

FOUR

My girlfriend and I were making love when she looked up

at me and said: "Make love to me like in the movies."

So I pulled out, turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I never saw her again after that. I guess we don't watch the same movies."  

 

FIVE

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.

I asked why and she said: "Because I'm trying to examine you, you idiot."