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A Special Package for Businessmen. An Airline introduced a special package for Business men. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free. After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip. All of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" New SIM to surprise her husband Woman buys a new Sim Card. Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise h..

> There are two statues in a park; > One of a nude man and one of a nude woman. > They had been facing each other across a path > way for a hundred years, when one day an angel > comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, > brings the two to life. > The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so > patient through a hundred blazing summers and ..

A Black boy asks his mother: "Mama, what's a democracy?" She replies: "Well boy, that's when White people work every day so we can get all our benefits!" 'But, Mama, don't the White people get angry about that?" "Sure they do. It's called racism!"

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The names have been changed to protect the innocent !!! LOL School is so much different now. Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through E..

The Italian MAN of His House. With his Itallian wife! Anthony had just finished reading a new book entitled, You Can Be THE MAN of Your House. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am THE MAN of this house and my word is Law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you'll serve me a su..

저승 간 흥부 내외와, 놀부 내외가 염라대왕 앞에 섰다. 염라대왕 흥부와 놀부는 듣거라. 지금 너희들 앞에 똥통과 꿀통이 있느니라. 각자 어느 통에 들어가겠는고? 놀부 잽싸게 먼저 말한다. 저는 꿀통에 들어 가고 싶습니다. 염라대왕 그런가? 그렇다면 허는수 없군,놀부는 꿀통에 그리..

Choosing a wife...... A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him ..

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see any..