대한민국 영문법 정정 프로젝트

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered. "But you're naked!..

"When I were a lad, me mum would send me down to da corner store wiv' a dollar, and I'd come back wiv' five pounds o' potatoes, two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese, a packet o' tea, an' 'alf a dozen eggs. Yer can't do that now... too many fucken security cameras."

After drinking-- Men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking, fight for no reason. Hats off to women. They can do all this without drinking ................

A woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much. I don't know how I could ever live without you." Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me... talking to the wine."

A Woman's Body............ Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B" Blouse, Bra, Bikini , Boobs. & the lower body with a "P" Petticoat, Pants, Panties, Pussy. No wonder men suffer from high BP (Blood Pressure)

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. > > "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he >says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. > > "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't >think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man > crying." > > "This is..

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said to the patient, "I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. I..

Rules for men to follow for a happy life. 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very,..

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.Here's how it all ..

영어 배우는 것이 어렵다고 만 생각할 게 아니라...... 문법도 그렇고 발음도 그렇고 웬만하면 잘 통하니까.. 미국의 중국뷔페식당의 칭글리쉬 안내문. 엉터리 영어지만 정확히 알아듣겠네!! 뷔페음식 실컷 먹을 수 있다는 건 하루종일 먹을 수 있다는 뜻이 아닙니다. 오셔서 4시간 이상 계..