대한민국 영문법 정정 프로젝트

I recall my first time with a condom. I was 14. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at Parchen's pharmacy. In those days it took a lot of guts to go in a store and ask for that kind of item because everyone in town knew me and there was no doubt the young lady (I think her name was Nola) knew what they were for. She was working as an assistant behind the counter, and she coul..

__ 노년기의 재산은 돈이 아니라 신체 건강하게 사는 것. 노년의 아름다움은 주름살이 없는 것이 아니라 근심 없이 사는 것. 노년의 여유로움은 재물의 많음이 아니라 좋은 친구가 많은 것. 노년의 인간관계는 옛 사람을 찾아가면 옳게 사는 것이고 옛 사람이 찾아오면 옳게 산 것이다.’ ..

Love Canadian humor! ADOPT A TERRORIST!! A Canadian female libertarian wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply: National Defense Headquarters M Gen George R...

한국말이 서튼 일본여자가 한 대기업에서 비서 일을 하고 있었다 어느 날 한 통의 전화가 걸려왔다 여비서 = 여보지요 (여보세요) 전화한 분 = ... ?? 여비서 = 누구 자지세요 (누구 찾으세요)? 전화한 분 = 나는 사장님 조카인데요 사장님 좀 바꿔주세요 여비서 = 사장님 존나 왔습니다(전화 ..

Now these are funny!

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the Family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put..

A WIFE, BEING THE TYPICAL ROMANTIC SORT OF WOMAN, SENT HER HUSBAND A TEXT: "IF YOU ARE SLEEPING, SEND ME YOUR DREAMS. IF YOU ARE LAUGHING, SEND ME YOUR SMILE. IF YOU ARE EATING, SEND ME A BITE. IF YOU ARE DRINKING SEND ME A SIP. IF YOU ARE CRYING, SEND ME YOUR TEARS. I LOVE YOU!" THE HUSBAND, A TYPICALLY NON-ROMANTIC MARRIED MAN, REPLIED, "AM ON THE TOILET. PLEASE ADVISE."

Dating Tips you'll need to know First impressions are critical. Always be prepared to meet and greet a new girl with a ready smile and warm intentions. Show no impatience. Before asking for a date, be confident and reassuring. Gently Touch her hand and show her that you care and you mean it !

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