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A great story. A lesson for all... (the ending will warm your heart): Last week, my friend took his grand-children to a restaurant. The six-year-old grand-son asked if he could say grace. This is what he said happened: As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And..

When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-g..

Attendance call on the first day back at school in Bradford ... The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils : "Mustafa El Ekh Zeri?" "Here." "Achmed El Kabul?" "Here." "Fatima Al Chadoury? " "Here." "Abdul Alu Ohlmi?" "Here." "Mohammed Ibn Achrha?" "Here." "Mi Cha El Mey Er" Silence in the classroom. "Mi Cha El Mey Er" Continued silence as everyone looked around the ..

Too good not to forward!! Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "pour some luke warm water over it." Wife texts back: "computer completely fucked now."

Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey, Jasper, there's the Officer's Club. Let's you and me stop in." "But we're privates," protests Jasper. "We're sergeants now," says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper. "You bli..

Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working.... Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, Flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in..

벽돌전문가 송재선 옹(82세)의 시골 사랑방 술자리에서50여년간 수집한 욕설 속에 웃 음 담긴 재미있는 '상말 속담'입니다 ★ 가시나 못된 것이 과부 중매선다. - 처녀가 해서는 안될 일을 하면 남에게 욕을 먹게 된다는 뜻. ★ 가지 밭에 자빠진 과부다. - 복이 있는 사람은 불행한 일로도 ..

Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny : our house is very small. Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping? Then I say No n then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye" Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer The following morning Johnny com..

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class... Teacher : What kind of wife do you like Johnny? Johnny : I want a wife like the moon... Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...do you want her to be beautiful and calm like the moon? Johnny : No, I want her to come at night and disappear in the morning........