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Dear God, It's me, the Dog...... Dear God: Is it on purpose that our names are spelled the same, only in reverse? Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or will it be the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, th..

Watch the expression on the faces of the women........ One or two Guys escaped getting a slap J http://www.heaven666.org/embed/58709

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a Baby........and....... Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital. Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything..

What if she wants sex? Run!!!!!

I took my wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it everything he had ; Break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the whole works….. My wife turned to me and said, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down!” I said: “Looks like he’s still celebrating!”

THIS IS VERY APPROPRIATE……….. J Tom: "What's preferable? Parkinsons or Alzheimer's?" Tim: "Definitely Parkinsons. Better to spill half a peg of scotch than to forget where you kept the bottle!"

Just for learning English...... 여기처럼 작은 공항에서 이런 특별 보안검색 하는 거, 저는 대 찬성입니다." ※ I, for one, applaud ~~~ = 나로서는 --심심메일--

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A Girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs. She got worried and ask her mother about it. Her mother calmly said " that part where hair has grown is called Monkey and be proud that your monkey has grown hair".....the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister " my monkey has grown hair" Her sister smiled and said " that's nothing, mine is already eating banana..

SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES,..