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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction. My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking ........ And then I saw her face...... My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of ..

A friend told the blonde "Christmas is on a Friday this year." The blonde then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th." ------------------------------------ Two blondes find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station. One asked, "What if one grenade explodes before we get there?" The other says, "We'll lie and say we only found two." ------------------------..

Nick Clegg (the Dep Prime Mnstr) walked into a branch of HSBC to cash a cheque. He approached the cashier and said "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my pleasure Sir. Could you please show me your ID?" Clegg: "Well I didn't bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister!!!" Ca..

This is one of the best on these poor Blondes people pick on...... J On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Glasgow were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowploughs can get through". So the good wif..

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "Ewwww---what's wrong with your feet? "Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross?" "I had Tolio as a child, " he answered. "You mean..

Golf Club Application Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the club to inquire as to why. Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club? Scot: Aye, but I am as Scottish as you are, ma'am, my name is MacTavish. Se..

The value of a Catholic education and a pencil. Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God ..

Which dog is guilty? Anyone who thinks a dog does not remember or does not feel guilt has not lived with a dog. Just look at the expressions on the faces of these three dogs when they are asked the same question at the same time..... (NOTE the immediate reaction of the two darker dogs on the right side of the screen - talk about a total throw under the bus!) No matter how many..