sex joke

Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye

Teacher: what's wrong?

Johnny : our house is very small.

Me, my mom, my dad we sleep on the same bed.

Every night my dad asks, 'Johnny are u sleeping?

Then I say No n then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye"

Teacher: tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer

The following morning Johnny comes back with a severe-+ SEVERE + black eye again..

Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?

Johnny: Dad asked me again, Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up n kept dead still.

Then my dad and my mom started moving,

You know at the same time Mom was breathing erratically,

Kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed.

Then my dad asks my mom, are you coming?

Mom says: Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered: Yes !!!

They don't usually go anywhere without me

So I said, wait for me, I'm also coming... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!