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Subject: Little Johnny...... Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny's father, in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?" His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to which..

Subject: How to HANDLE MONEY... Harry From Hospital...... Ok, you are asking who in the hell is Harry. Harry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says, 'Where the heck have you been? ' Harry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo? ' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What were you thinking?! She sai..

Subject: Irish jokes- Paddy... Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". -※epilepsy = 간질 -------------- Paddy sees a letter among the mail on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". He spends an hour figuring out how he can..

An Irish farmer named Seamus had an accident with a lorry, and was sueing the lorry company. In court their hot-shot solicitor was questioning Seamus. Solicitor: 'Now didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' . Seamus: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite cow, Bessie, into the ...' Solicitor: 'I didn't ask for any details', 'Just answer ..

Subject: And yet another TRUE Iowa story .... An old, blind Iowa farmer finds his way to town, wanders into a Des Moines all-girl biker bar by mistake, taps his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman n..

Subject: Women Who Know Their Place !!! WOMEN WHO KNOW THEIR PLACE Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kabul , Afghanistan , several years before our involvement in the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul , and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. Despite the overthrow of the oppres..

Subj: Best Scotsman pick up line ever A Scotsman walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' ※데이트 상대가 늦는가 보죠? 'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it..' ※ state-of-the..

The Taxi Driver & Kid..... A good come-back line indeed !! A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings. ※awning = 처마 "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied. The taxi driver turns around and says, "G..

What Did He Say? A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pe..

This is mythical and deep. Truly beautiful... A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name, He replied, "She called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for your wife” What does it mean? The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It mean... NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!