Iowa story

Subject: And yet another TRUE Iowa story ....

An old, blind Iowa farmer finds his way to town, wanders into a Des Moines
all-girl biker bar by mistake,  taps his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels.   After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell
that joke, plowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind,
that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, plowboy.   Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?"

The blind farmer thinks it over,  shakes his head and mutters,  "No...not
if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."