Acting Mad

This blonde is smart. I like her...

  I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I didn't have

any leave due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take

a few days leave.

I  thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to

take a few  days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and

made funny noises.

 

 My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

I told her that I  was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad" and give me a few days off.

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked

"What are you doing ?"

 I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few

days off".

 

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

 

When my co-worker (the blonde) started  to follow me,

the Boss asked her  "...And where are you going?"

 

 (You're going to love this!)

 

 She said "I can't work in the dark !!!!"