Tarzan

 

I was at the store yesterday,  and I ran into Tarzan!  I asked him how it was going and if he was making anymore movies.   He He told me,  "me no longer make  movies, me have severe  arthritis, both shoulders  and not swing from vine to  tree". I asked how Jane was doing?  He told me, "Jane in bad shape, in nursing home, has  Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone". How sad! .   I asked about Boy,  and he told me "Boy, gone big city,    get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;  and  only time hear from him, when  in trouble or need something".  I asked about Cheeta: he beamed and said,  "Cheeta do good. She marry lawyer, had  plastic surgery, now live in White House!!!    I know, something bad is going to happen to me!!!!!!!!!!