British Humor

 
 

 

You have to love British humour! These are classified ads, which were actually  placed in a U.K. newspaper:                               FREE YORKSHIRE  TERRIER. 8 years  old. Hateful little  bastard.. Bites! FREE  PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker  Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's  dog. FREE  PUPPIES. Mother is a  Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a  Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single    bound. COWS, CALVES:  NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay  bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST  COLONY! Must sell  washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS  FOR SALE. Worn once by  mistake. Call Stephanie. **** And the WINNER  is... **** FOR SALE BY  OWNER. Complete set  of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent  condition, £200 or best offer.  No longer needed, got  married, wife knows everything.  Statement of  the Century Thought from  the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker --Billy  Connolly. "If women are so bloody perfect at  multitasking,  how come they can't have a headache and  sex at the same  time?"