When Irish eyes are smiling......

 

 

1. Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're

shagging your wife.  The whole street was watching and laughing

at you yesterday."  Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them, stupid bastards  becauseI wasn't even at home yesterday."

2.  Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked

and playing with himself in front of a tractor.  Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?"  Paddy says,  "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended

I do something sexy to, attracter”

3.  Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. 

"Did you find the shampoo?" 

Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."