Morning Sex?

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast

for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
“You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought,

"I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all,

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt

still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."