Gardening Advice

 

 

Susan, Ross’ very beautiful neighbour, loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. one day, while taking a stroll, she came upon Ross her neighbour who had the most beautiful garden full of huge, red tomatoes.

Susan asked Ross, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"

Ross responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat, and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, Susan was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks, she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day Ross was passing by and asked Susan, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", Susan replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

 

 

※ flash = show sex organs