FIRST TIME SEX

 

               This is too cute to not forward...
                                           

 

 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and

 have a dinner  with  her parents. Since this is such a big event,

 the girl announces to her boyfriend that after  dinner, she would like

 to go out and make love for  the first  time.                       

 The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had   sex before, so he takes

 a trip to the  pharmacist to get some condoms..

 He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps

 the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
 to know about condoms and sex.
 At the register, the pharmacist asks the  boy how many condoms

 he'd like to buy, a  3-pack,10-pack, or family pack.
 The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather 
 busy, it being his first time and all.
 That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets

 his girlfriend at the door.
 "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's

   parents are seated.
   The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

   A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
   down.

   10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
   Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over

   and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
   The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a 
   pharmacist!'
                             

 

 

   If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no
   sense of humor !!!