A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy notices the little Irishman staring at him and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown." The Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, brings him to, and asks "Hey are you OK? What happened?" In a weak voice the little gu..