Little Irishman

 

A little Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy notices the little Irishman staring at him and says:

"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."

The Irishman faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down, brings him to, and asks "Hey are you OK? What happened?"

In a weak voice the little guy says "Look here now, exactly what is it ya just said to me?"

The man replies "I saw your curious ｅxpression and figured I'd just answer the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown."
 
The little Irishman says:

"Turner Brown is it?....Ohhhhh Sweet Jazus, I taught you said, 

'Turn around!"