The Tiny Pianist. A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches in and pulls out a little man, 12 inches high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, as well. Then he pulls out a tiny piano seat, which he places in front of the piano. The l..