난쟁이 피아니스트

 The Tiny Pianist.

 

 

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag

on the counter.

 

The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

 

The man reaches in and pulls out a little man, 12 inches high and sets him

on the counter.

 

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, as well.

 

Then he pulls out a tiny piano seat, which he places in front of the piano.

 

The little man sits down and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

 

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

 

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

 

This time he pulls out a magic lamp.

He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."

 

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly a beautiful genie is

standing before him.

 

"I will grant you one wish. Each person is only allowed one!"

 

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says,

"I want a million bucks!"

 

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.

 

It is soon followed by another duck, then another, pretty soon,

the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

 

The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf.”

 

I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

 

"Tell me about it!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

 

 

 ※What do you think the man really asked for?

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