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Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it..

The names have been changed to protect the innocent !!! LOL School is so much different now. Teacher asks the kids in class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Billy: "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, get me the finest bitch, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through E..

A Jewish daughter says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Irv. All he wants is sex, sex, and more sex. My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel." Her mother tells her: "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman.You live in an eight bedroom mansion. You drive a $250,000 Ferrari. You get a $2,000 a week allowance. You take six vacations a year, and ..

Jewish Divorce... A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff ! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year and you want to thr..