Five Short Stories By Men - For Men Only .......Superb !! ONE I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said: "Mourning?" He said: "No, just taking a shit." TWO When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked Him to forgive me. THREE My wife was in la..