1. Life without Friends is like Boobs without Nipples... POINTLESS !
2. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty
sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
3. Boy: How much Calcium is there in woman's BREAST?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's boneless thing stand up.
4. Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence:
A pregnant prostitute.
5. If necessity is the mother of invention, then.. Frustration is the
father of masturbation!
6. If your boss says: Nothing is impossible, ask him to try wearing a
condom after sex.. HA ! HA ! HA !