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 CONFESSIONAL BOX

 

A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from

the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall

a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid

their garments.

He hears a priest come in:

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more

inviting than it used to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot.  You're on my side!"

※ Guinness = a type of strong dark beer originally made in Ireland

      inviting = attractive