Subject: How to HANDLE MONEY... Harry From Hospital......
Ok, you are asking who in the hell is Harry.
Harry gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife says,
'Where the heck have you been? '
Harry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo? ' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? ''I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What were you thinking?! She said, shaking her head in disgust.'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed
on his privates? '
'Well, for one thing, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Harry is recovering in room 232
at the hospital.
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