How short do you have to be?
Yes don’t you just love those big bags? Can someone please tell me why you would want to accessories it?
Obviously this is to go with that wacky future furniture!
What! No gold fish?
I can’t see you getting on a plane with these love!
Is this one of those S&M things?
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Ummmm.........ok?
I don’t think I have a dress to match these ones!
You know.......if you want to walk on grass, just take the thongs off!
Do they come in Toyota Camry?
I’m not even going here!
In an era of conservation we now have to kill exotic animals to have exotic shoes. What psycho thought this was a good idea?
GEE I HOPE YOU DON’T NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET REAL QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bored artist at work!
Finding a dress this colour would be really hard!
WHY?
What the........
Is this masking foot odour?
What is the theory behind this I wonder?
Certainly economical.
Again WHY?
I’m trying really hard to think of an occasion that I might wear these...........nothing comes to mind!
OH Seriously WHY?????????