sign language

 

 

                                            SIGN LANGUAGE.........

 

A woman gets on a city bus..   She looks at the driver and holds up one hand; The driver holds up two hands. ....                                                                                                               Next, the woman points up; the driver points down.                   Then, the woman grabs her breast; the driver grabs his crotch.                                                                               Finally, the woman grabs her butt and gets off the bus.                                                                                     A curious passenger asked the bus driver what the odd motions were all about.                                                                                                                                       The driver explained, "The woman is a deaf-mute. She asked me if a bus ride is five cents, and I told her it was ten cents."                                                                                        Next, she asked if the bus was going uptown, and I told her it was going downtown. Then, she asked if the bus was going pass the milk-farm, and I told her it was going pass the ball-park."                                                                                  The passenger interjected, "Okay, but why did she grab her butt as she left the bus?"                                                                                                                               The driver continued, she replied "Oh shit, I'm on the wrong bus!"