Squirrels in Church

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about 

their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they 

concluded the squirrels were predestined to be there and they 

shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

At the Baptist church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery.

The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistery and 

let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and, 

unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim so twice as many 

squirrels showed up the following week.

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm 

any of God's creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and 

set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels 

were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

But the Catholic church came up with a very creative strategy! They 

baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church. Now 

they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue; they took the first 

squirrel and circumcised him. They haven't seen a squirrel since.