Critical Thinking At Its Best!
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a daywhich puts your spending each month at $450.00.
In one year, it would be approximately $5,400.00
correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5,400.00, not accounting forinflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at
$108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,that money could have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 20 years, you could have now
bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where's your Ferrari?
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