Calories Burned During Sex

 

Thought you might find the following data of interest.   CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX         REMOVING HER CLOTHES:       With her consent 12 Calories     Without her consent 2,187 Calories             OPENING HER BRA:       With both hands 8 Calories     With one hand 12 Calories     With your teeth 485 Calories             PUTTING on A CONDOM:       With an erection 6 Calories     Without an erection 3,315 Calories             POSITIONS:       Missionary 12 Calories     69 lying down 78 Calories     69 standing up 812 Calories     Wheelbarrow 216 Calories     Doggy Style 326 Calories     Italian chandelier 2,912 Calories             ORGASMS:       Real 112 Calories     Fake 1,315 Calories             POST ORGASM:       Lying in bed hugging 18 Calories     Getting up immediately 36 Calories     Explaining why you got out of bed immediately 816 Calories             GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:       If you are:       20-29 years 36 Calories     30-39 years 80 Calories     40-49 years 124 Calories     50-59 years 1,972 Calories     60-69 years 7,916 Calories     70 and over Results are still pending             DRESSING AFTERWARDS:       Calmly.. 32 Calories     In a hurry 98 Calories     With her father knocking at the door 5,218 Calories     With your wife knocking at the door 13,521 Calories           Results may vary!           THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD     Right now, as you read this,     Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!     And you're on the computer!!!