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Calories Burned During Sex

zephyr 2016. 4. 15. 10:08

 

 

Thought you might find the following data of interest.

 

CALORIES BURNED DURING SEX

 

 

 

 

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

 

 

 

With her consent

12 Calories

 

 

Without her consent

2,187 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

OPENING HER BRA:

 

 

 

With both hands

8 Calories

 

 

With one hand

12 Calories

 

 

With your teeth

485 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

PUTTING on A CONDOM:

 

 

 

With an erection

6 Calories

 

 

Without an erection

3,315 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

POSITIONS:

 

 

 

Missionary

12 Calories

 

 

69 lying down

78 Calories

 

 

69 standing up

812 Calories

 

 

Wheelbarrow

216 Calories

 

 

Doggy Style

326 Calories

 

 

Italian chandelier

2,912 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

ORGASMS:

 

 

 

Real

112 Calories

 

 

Fake

1,315 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

POST ORGASM:

 

 

 

Lying in bed hugging

18 Calories

 

 

Getting up immediately

36 Calories

 

 

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately

816 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

 

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

 

 

 

If you are:

 

 

 

20-29 years

36 Calories

 

 

30-39 years

80 Calories

 

 

40-49 years

124 Calories

 

 

50-59 years

1,972 Calories

 

 

60-69 years

7,916 Calories

 

 

70 and over

Results are still pending

 

 

 

 

 

 

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

 

 

 

Calmly..

32 Calories

 

 

In a hurry

98 Calories

 

 

With her father knocking at the door

5,218 Calories

 

 

With your wife knocking at the door

13,521 Calories

 

 

 

 

 

Results may vary!

 

 

 

 

 

THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD

 

 

Right now, as you read this,

 

 

Over 50 Million couples are having SEX!

 

 

And you're on the computer!!!

 

 

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