CHINESE DETECTIVE

 

 

 A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him,

 so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find.
 This is his report...

 Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house. I watch.

He and she leave  house. I follow. He and she go hotel. I climb tree.

I look window. He kiss  she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he.

He play with she. She play with he.

I play with me. I fall off tree. 
I no see.
No fee,

Cheng Lee