Polish Remover

 

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he

could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It is made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean, what are your relations like?
P: All my relations are still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have a hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I am always up before her.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She is going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: She is going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on
shelf in bathroom. I can read and it say: 'Polish Remover'.