The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido, was

relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular

young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and,

after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied. "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her, and the rattling resumed.

This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion.

The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and

softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,

Guido reached for the woman yet again.

Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together

screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping.

Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and

asked again, "You finish??

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear...

"No, I Norwegian."