A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed readingwhen the Wife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married
Again?"HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"WIFE: "Why not?
Don't you like being married?"HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."WIFE: -- silence --HUSBAND: "shit."
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