THE Five Truths

1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.     A boy is grown up when he starts removing it!!     2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but     we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed     without clothes!     3. Having a cold drink on a hot day with few friends is nice,    But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks -    PRICELESS!     4. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!     A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead     by the woman's husband!!!     5.Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Kingfisher,    Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.    Men may state their preferences,    but will grab whatever is available.....   >